Who AM i?
Let’s play “This or That?”
Coke or Pepsi?
Is that even a question? PEPSI.
Wild or Domesticated?
If we’re talking about animals, wild.
If we’re talking about boys, wild, too.
Cake or Pie?
Ice cream all the way, baby.
Playing or Watching?
Does eating stadium food count as watching?
Coffee or Tea?
Who wrote these questions?
Coffee. The answer is always coffee.
Don’t grieve. Anything you lose comes round in another form.